If only I had known about Jordache doll back in '81...
I wonder what accessories he comes with: Amyl Nitrite? A jock strap?
Remember how Strawberry Shortcake smelled like strawberries (or carpet deodorizer). What do you think he smells like? I'm thinking locker room. The smell of balls. And Irish Spring.
His jeans could be a little tighter. I think my mom had a belt just like that one.
Man. I could only imagine the trouble he'd get into with He-Man.
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